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bakrua: ever wanted to do some stuff? like, different stuff? tired of having to scroll through your huge ref tag? LOOK NO FURTHER!! Have a masterpost of LITERALLY EVERYTHING which took me 5 hours to make so reblog it Art: Painting tutorial Female/male
requiemofthegods:open that shit wide, let me see how big your mouth is.
WHEN PEOPLE WALK SO DAMN SLOW AND I'M JUST WALKING THERE LIKE:
daddynobucks:Holy Shit. Can you possibly put more ridiculous stuff into one movie? I cannot wait to see this. OMG CARGASM, RACINGASM, GASMOVERMANYMEN EVERYTHINGASM!!!Anyone want to go with me?! IS IT APRIL YET?!?!?!?!?!
Holy shit this is what my Cat did to me last night when I was crying !
37celsius:Consentacle Catgirls for @bramblefix‘s birthday! [SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH]oh my god!!!!!!! kyle!!!!!! you spoil me ;-; THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH
shylittlebaby: justkarenous: Hey, i draw beautiful shylittlebaby again P.s. holy shit blending n stuff are so good in print tool sai, just look at that woaah it looks so great and actually like me!!!!! omg!!! thanks, i love it.
naked-yogi: ok but my tits in this top HOLY SHIT
anniephantom: nickboyd: thenextgordonfreeman: Such a clever Easter egg holy shit This is it. This is what finally did me in. This is a real thing. A real Easter egg in the actual movie. I have ascended. Please remember me as I was
sufferingoth: rummaneh: Me i’m both of them
lewdnadia: valtteridraws: Nadia. this person drew art of me and its rly great??!! Holy shit this is really good art omg
ace-nb: dogs-run: thebisexualblogger: tinyorangeskateboard: calippygian: plumbat: captain-rel: perpugilliam: lizawithazed: mechabre: this is so incredibly important to me holy shit an article about an agender person’s identity ON THE FRONT
tacticalpineapple: holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive
sixpenceee: Fly Geyser in Nevada, USA is not a natural formation. It’s a man-made geyser created by accident in 1964 when an explorative well drilled in the area was either left uncapped or not capped properly, causing dissolved minerals to accumulate
thetaakotwins:Holy shit dndads is getting so darkAnthony yelling “I DONT WANNA MEET THEM” has me tearing up like this is so heart breaking
christiancgtomas: midfreakquency: omg-sweetlunlikelycollector-me: westafricanman: <b>Unreal</b> Amazing Can we get a name??? This is Chinese artist, Luo Li Rong Here’s a snippet about her from this article (that also features more
thirdstrikes: “How long are you gonna stay with me?”“Forever.”
maliatale: “I started to be much happier in my relationships when I realized that I can only control myself. That way, you don’t worry about people and don’t waste your time thinking, ‘What if he cheats on me?’ You can’t control that.”
shortandsweet: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” this is an important thing to remember.
xcom2: he kicked me out.
nokmiet: but the real question is…… am i the garbage…. or is what im shipping garbage????
subspacebaby:forjeditorap:Glorious Melanin U know what just fuck me up
boringthrill: aguasdelchavo: trying to sound like a normal interested person in public This is me
fullmetalwindbreaker:got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer)
total-queer-move: m4r1p0s4: hedgehogula: Just a short 3-image story about keeping it real on Tumblr. This is beyond embarrassing, holy shit This is bounds beyond embarassing, flown right by frustrating, and landed solidly in the cabbage patch of
cage-isnt-an-emotion-dumpass: lukethreepwood: practicallyperfect-marypoppins: governormuffin: askjacksfilmss: amybuscus: doctor-nowaki-kusama: secondsuitoralois: this-is-me-running-free: Disney Classics: 101 Dalmatians 101 Dalmatians II Patch’s
pompoof: sugar-drift: a commission for the lovely @pompoof ! thank you again for enabling me to live the dream of getting paid to draw the Good Boy ™ c; AAHH LOOK AT THIS BOYY!!!! thanks so much again aaaahh 💖💖💖💖
adamsandlersuperdeath2005: horoscope: titties me: holy shit that is ME!!!!!!!!!
hockeylvr42: In case anybody was wondering, Donald Trump just released his first official plan for his presidency on Sunday, 8/15, and HOLY SHIT is it scary To sum up this racist fuckery he calls a plan for office: •He intends to have the Mexican
rejennerate: jturn: This gave me goosebumps holy shit i reblogged this as soon as i pressed play now i am gonna finish it
namekko: summer has officially started for me and and and i am already working on a biiiiiiig, big project uehuehue kouen babbuuuu but! if you think this is just some ordinary kouen drawing, then think again—!! (๑❛ᴗ❛๑) IT IS A 1:1 FULL
jackstroubleinatanktop: ohmarcelinewhyareyousomean: my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how??? but then this is how costco doesnt fuck around
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
Holy shit look at these water textures!!!
recharges: 0h—-w0w: weaklys: chilltiger: undesirablecharm: namsblog: laughing-atmymind: holy shit This is so heartbreaking oh my this is quite something this made me cry I really love this this hurt me I just couldn’t not reblog
blueflame91: cryaoticsjin: awesome54633: This is what my friends do when we see each other in public. 100 percent true this is what me and my friends do while we’re in the house too
thefreakwhostaresrightback: recharges: 0h—-w0w: weaklys: chilltiger: undesirablecharm: namsblog: laughing-atmymind: holy shit This is so heartbreaking oh my this is quite something this made me cry I really love this this hurt me
thegoodthebadtheindifferent: My dad sent me this picture of a stray dog he brought home. The vet told him it is a chihuahua pitbull mix. - Imgur A chihuabull. That’s awesome
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.
fang107: dateaboysuggestions: date a boy that understands that your mental illness/es make it hard for you to function in a relationship and helps you deal with it in healthy ways HOLY SHIT THIS IS ME WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT The person with the mental
breelandwalker: pseudocoding: onlyblackgirl: jopara: thepushyqueenofsluttown: procrastinationasperformanceart: Let me tell you about my panda mini-washer As an apartment dweller, this is a game changer. My current apartment doesn’t have a laundry
pungent-petrichor: mockingjaysinmyhead: gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake “How are you so calm?!”“I’ve passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty
mind-explosion: sign me up to be ur punk human kanaya headcanon
holyfandomsbatman: sweet-bitsy: 221cbakerstreet: mikderin: Spiders are so adorably stupid FILE UNDER UNEXPECTEDLY CUTE I WAS JUST THINKING OF THIS EXCEPT……THE VOICE IS NEW!!! I USUALLY HATE SPIDERS BUT THE ENDING I AM LAUGHING SO
xplodingbrain: impratical: vault11overseer: marymarybobarry: So I got invaded and thought I’d try to chameleon and hide somewhere… THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DARK SOULS VIDEO The fucking clapping got me I’m gonna need a TBC edit on
ozeanflug: me in Ito Junji’s world. Thank you for the idea fangmich! I never read it but yes I liked his art style so I did it anyway LOL
poutyprincesss: oceanographe: someone buy me pho, touch my butt, and somehow alter my schedule so i can sleep in past 10 pls thank u everything yessss
wisdomandadventure: qrisoner: chilltiger: undesirablecharm: namsblog: laughing-atmymind: holy shit This is so heartbreaking oh my this is quite something this made me cry I really love this this fucking breaks my heart Holy
bol-d: holy shit this is my dream room
pink-dusk: holy shit this is my photo, not the writing but thats my room! what the fuck haha i even have the original photo on my ‘me’ page!
weareteenagewaste: depression its just like this omg Oh my god. Truer words were never said. holy shit this is exactly it. This. I’m in awe.
This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even
manda: holy shit this is me
Me: oh HEY gotta leave in 2 days for vacation, better finish off some project and get clothes and stuff readyESPECIALLY ME AND THEN ACTUALLY DO THAT: holy shit let’s build some Pauper Mtg Deck
delvg:You know how there’s those memes that are like “describe our relationship in a gif” ??I found me and jen-iii’s This is exactly our relationship
mixer-in-monochrome: This was supposed to be a short blurb for Rupphirebomb Day 1: Beginnings, but it - uh - ran away from me if you can’t tell, and it took me the better part of the past two days. It was a lot of fun, though! Words: 5607 Keep reading
Merrill rivalmance update 2 (spoilers ahead): so merrill is a mean little puppy eye’d elf oolololol i did the “a new path” quest where u go with merrill to see her demon locked up in a cave AND ASKS ME TO GO SO IN CASE SHE TURNS INTO
x-blvckgxld:milu-lit:queen-mzbigabootie:pooderella:Me and moms. Hope I look that good at 43! #BlackOutYou and your what?But … Which one is the mom? bruh. this is the magic of being black.